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Typical Douche Review “The Expendables”

“Plot was pretty good.  Action was AWESOME.  I totally wanna bang Giselle Itie.” —– read more typical douche reviews here.

Typical douche goes to cubs opening day at Wrigley

” cubs win.  go cubs go.  broke my iphone.  threw up in a urinal.  fought some guy.  broke up with my girlfriend…”

Typical douche comments on st. patrick’s day in chicago

“if they can dye the chicago river green for st. patrick’s day, why can’t they dye it blue the other 360 days of the year?” -typical douche my guess is that it is because nobody gives a shit what color it is at any time during the calendar year.

typical douche to see “alice in wonderland” on mushrooms

“yeah, me and a couple of buddies might take mushrooms and go see ‘alice in wonderland’.  i mean tim burton and johnny depp are so—” -typical douche

typical douche reviews “avatar”

“acting was pretty bad.  story line was ok.  special effects were really good though” -typical douche