An independent study conducted this New Year’s Eve found that a striking majority of humans just don’t have what it takes to make people laugh when thrust onto the stage of saying something funny while having a higher-than-normal voice. Researchers from Northwestern University recorded 150 hours of conversation at 32 different imgross-sponsored New Year’s Eve [...]
– January 17, 2012
A photo is up for sale on ebay of Nic Cage during the Civl War era. The seller, Jack Mord, adamantly claims: “Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of walking undead/vampire, et cetera, who quickens/reinvents himself once every 75 years or so,” the seller — who’s asking $1 million for [...]
– September 19, 2011
Promoting his new film ‘Tresspass’ in Toronto, Nic Cage recanted a story of the time he actually had a home invader: “It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my [...]
– September 16, 2011
Thank you, gross assholes. Thank you for coming back to this shitty website. You didn’t have to. We would have stopped this experiment a long time ago without you. Thank you to Alec, Scott, The Senator, Adam, Matt, Mike, Deuce, Patrick, Fartman, Michael, Drewba, Jimbo, Shallhorn, Todd Collins, Clifford Stevenson, and Danielle (the girl with [...]
– June 25, 2011
Here is the post posted on April 7, 2010… I got news for you. Nick Cage is using humanity as his own personal ATM. He has it all figured out. Think about it. According to Hollywood.com, Nick Cage makes $20 million or more per movie. With that money, he can go out and buy that $276,000 dinosaur [...]
– June 6, 2011
In honor of killing Osama Bin Laden, imgross CEO Scott has printed 1,000 of these t shirts to hand out to the gross nation. To be one of the select 1,000 owners of this shirt, please answer a few questions in the comments. We need to decide if you are worthy (gross) enough: 1.) What [...]
– May 2, 2011
After his arrest in New Orleans this weekend, Nic Cage was bailed out by none other than Duane “Dog” Chapman. Now we can only pray that Cage tries to jump bail and we can watch Dog the bounty hunter chase him on reality television. story
– April 18, 2011
Below might be the funniest news story ever written: YAHOO! NEW ORLEANS – Actor Nicolas Cage was arrested after he got drunk in the city’s French Quarter and argued in the street with his wife over whether a house they were in front of was theirs, police said Saturday. The couple was in front of a [...]
– April 18, 2011
