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		<title>DiGiorno To Open Restaurants, Offer Delivery Service</title>
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Kraft Foods, Inc. announced yesterday they will attempt to open several pizza parlors in several metro locations under their DiGiorno brand name in 2011.  &#8221;DiGiorno Pizza + Pub&#8221; will open in select cities next year.  The deluxe frozen pizza company will be specializing in delivery service with the marketing tagline, &#8220;Its Delivery AND Digiorno!&#8221;
&#8220;We here [...]]]></description>
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		<title>gross testimonial: I need to get out of my apartment building.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 14:30:36 +0000</pubDate>
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I need to get out of my apartment building.  Last night when I went to do a few loads of laundry, the person before me left an absolute mess in the only washer/dryer we have.  I used some lost socks to clean up the coagulated detergent off the washer&#8217;s lid, then scraped the lint trap [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Just Jerked Off</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 15:39:14 +0000</pubDate>
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In an interesting defense strategy, Lawrence Taylor claims that he didn&#8217;t have sex with the 16 year old prostitute he hired, but rather he jacked off in front of her.  What?  You mean to tell me he was thinking, &#8220;Man, this girls only 16 years old.  I can&#8217;t fuck her, but I think it would [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joe Girardi&#8217;s braces are gross</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 14:29:39 +0000</pubDate>
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He could at least afford Invisiline, right?. Do you think he has to wear wear headgear?
Share on FacebookRelated Posts:A text coversation with Jimboimgross wants to find you a job: March 19, 2010imgross wants to find you a job: May 6, 2010Sports Illustrated cover stirs controversyThe Progression of Firing Peopleimgross wants to find you a job!an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Now THIS is how you sell clothing&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 14:12:04 +0000</pubDate>
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I used to sell T-shirts outside of Wrigley Field. It was fun. I still do some work for the company and if you want to check out some of our shirts, you can click on the CrosstownTees link. Or even better, just go to CrosstownTees.com
We weren&#8217;t the only crew outside Wrigley and we developed relationships [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 5 Makeshift Stoner Meals</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 13:34:21 +0000</pubDate>
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1. Hamburger sliced pickles lightly breaded in Doritos crumbs
2. Nachos consisting of Ruffles Potato Chips, American Kraft Singles, and Taco Bell Fire Sauce Packets
3. Any sort of cracker and any sort of dipping sauce
4. Hot dog bun, cheese, mustard
5. Ramen Noodles and Hot Sauce
Share on FacebookRelated Posts:Taco Bell founder dies at 86im ruined! moment of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Containment Dome FAILS, U.S. Looks to Kramerica Industries for Help</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 14:28:16 +0000</pubDate>
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the plan to contain the Deepwater Horizon oil spill had a major setback over the weekend.  a containment dome four stories high was lowered into the ocean but problems arose when crystals accumulated inside the containment dome rendering it ineffective.
frustrated with the failures of England-based BP, the company that is supposed to be cleaning up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Does &#8220;Go&#8221; Mean?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 14:24:06 +0000</pubDate>
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Here is the actual conversation that took place before I lost my virginity:
Me:  Ok. Are you ready?
Her:  Yeah, just don&#8217;t go inside me.
Me: Don&#8217;t go inside you?
Her:  Yeah, don&#8217;t go inside me.
Me:  I&#8217;m not sure if you understand the concept of intercourse, but if I don&#8217;t go inside you then we are just rubbing our genitals together while I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>jimbo to work 6th annual &#8220;Wussy Awards&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 14:21:44 +0000</pubDate>
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imgross.org&#8217;s very own jimbo will be head of security at this July&#8217;s &#8220;Wussy Awards&#8221;, held in Chicago.  the &#8220;Wussies&#8221;, as locals call the awards, are given out in the scenester community every year in the Uptown Neighborhood of the city for &#8220;unmanly and cool&#8221; behavior.
jimbo applied for the position after working low-level security at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cubs to recall Henry Rowengartner</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 14:18:50 +0000</pubDate>
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After Carlos Zambrano&#8217;s experimental stint in the bullpen, Cubs manager Lou Piniella announced Tuesday that the club has recalled Henry Rowengartner from their single a team.
&#8220;jack bradfield is drawing up the papers now, i expect the kid to do well, he&#8217;s gotta&#8230;&#8221; Piniella said as he took a sip of Carlo-Rossi
After being asked whether he [...]]]></description>
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