Derrick’s shoes apologize

In an imgross special postgame interview, Derrick Rose’s shoes took the blame of taking the last seconds off the game. “It is totally my bad that Derrick’s anckle was rolled. I thought the game was over.” The pair of black Adidas also added, “I will never take another second off these playoffs.” Rose spoke of the incident “It was an honest mistake. We talked after the game and it’s good now,” the soon to be MVP uttered, “We just needed to get on the same page. This thing is in the past.” Coach Thibodeau said, “The media is going to try and make it seem like there is a schism of shorts in the locker room between the two but out only concern is winning game 2.”

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