These hats are stupid, and since i pride myself on judging a book by its cover, you can assume that I won’t like you if you wear one of these.
Let’s dispose with the political correctness of looking “under the hat”…if you have made the conscience choice to purchase and execute this cool headwear look, then you’re a douche.
It might get you laid though…

i would wear one if it came in my fitted size 8.25