According to a new paper in the journal Alcoholism: Clinical and Experimental Research, People that fall under the category of “heavy drinker” (classified as 4 or more drinks per day) live longer than people who abstain from alcohol altogether*. Those who are “moderate drinkers” (1 to 3 drinks per day) are said to live the longest. And, no stupid, that doesn’t mean if you only go out on Saturday and have 20 beers you fall in the moderate category.
*Clearly this study was fucked up, probably because someone involved has a severe alcohol problem, and can’t possibly be taken seriously.
where does 3.5 put me?