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Hawking Talking…Trash

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In his new book “The Grand Design”, quadriplegic and smartest-man-on-the-planet Stephen Hawking asserts that God didn’t create the universe.

“Spontaneous creation is the reason why there is something rather than nothing, why the universe exists, why we exist,” he writes.  It is not necessary to invoke God to light the blue touch paper [fuse] and set the universe going.”

He then goes into a bunch of mumbo-jumbo about particles and blobs and dimensions.

It makes me wonder about Stephen Hawking’s plight.  His life has revolved around his brilliance and the entire human race has benefitted from his hard work.  What has he gotten out of the deal? A wheelchair, an electronic voice and the haunting knowledge that if aliens come to Earth, they will destroy us all, take our natural resources, and move on to the next planet.  Stephen Hawking deserves better. Fuck that.

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  1. drewba says

    http://hawkingquakemaster.ytmnd.com/

  2. alec says

    thats fucking hilarious. the internet never ceases to blow my mind.



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