Paris Hilton was arrested on cocaine possession charges in Las Vegas on Friday night/Saturday morning. The Black Escalade she was riding in was pulled over after an officer on a motorcycle smelled marijuana coming from the vehicle. During the traffic stop Hilton went to put on some lip gloss when a small bag of cocaine fell out of her purse. The driver, her boyfriend Cy Waits, a Las Vegas night club mogul, was arrested from driving under the influence of drugs/alcohol. There it is folks. The proof that an enormous trust fund can’t give you the sense not to reach into you purse containing a bag of blow for lip gloss during a traffic stop while you’re stoned boyfriend tries to smooth things over with the cops. Paris Hilton is just a grand scale version of that stupid bitch in high school who’s dad bought her an Eclipse for her 16th birthday. Some girls have class, others are white trash coke whores who get fucked on camera by scumbags.
I’d still wear her as a hat