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Pip Gets His Statue

The Bulls recently announced they will be honoring Scottie Pippen with a Jordan-style bronze statue outside of the United Center.  It looks like they are deciding between a pose of Pippen in a generic defensive stance…or the infamous dunk over Patrick Ewing.

Sure, he was one of the best defenders in the history of the NBA but how do you not just use the dunk one?  I forgot how awesome that dunk is.

Fuck you Patrick Ewing, John Starks and the rest of that bitch team from New York.

Look at Pete Myers talkin’ shit, too.  Scottie plays it off real cool after he says probably something softly like, “Ooh-hoo….You a bitch like yo momma, Patrick” then walks away gangster as fuck.  If anything Pete Myers should have gotten the taunting foul for being Pip’s cheering section.

Man, that dunk is sick.  Its probably what got him bomb sponsors like Montgomery Ward-Electric Avenue and Zippin…..Pippen.

Congratulations Scottie.  You deserve it.

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  1. Phil Jackson says

    pete meyers’ high five attempt is so awkward. its painful to watch.

    I get the chills watching that. There just arent rivalries in in the NBA like that anymore. Bulls/Knicks. Those were the days. MJ wasn’t on the team then right?



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