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Roger Clemens’ Lawyer Stole My Porn Name

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If I ever dabbled into the business of making adult films, I always dreamed of doing under the name “Rusty Hardin”.  I might have varied the spelling to Rusty Harden or Rusty Hardon, but that was the name I saw in burning neon lights when I closed my eyes, much like a young Eddie Adams saw “Dirk Diggler”.  Rusty has a certain quite confidence to it that can also pull off being the name of a man deep in the seedy underbelly of the flesh trade. And Hardin is a good double entendre for boner.

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  1. Mr. Holland says

    Looks like he stole your porn haircut as well.



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