“BUTT FUCK OF THE WEEK= Albert Haynesworth
“Oh hi, I’m Albert Haynesworth, and I completed my conditioning test just fine on saturd
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This is an email sent to the imgross hopper by sometime imgross contributor, Phatphucker. If you are wondering why the article is cut off, I posit two scenarios:
1. mobile carrier AT&T unceremoniously cut off Phatphucker’s brilliant exposition on NFL ne’er do well Albert Haynesworth while in transition. (likely)
2. Phatphucker got stoned on some hash resin, took a dump, and forgot what he was doing, and the abridged email somehow got sent from his phone. (more likely)
Justin?