This is a text that I received from my friend Mike yesterday at 2:34pm:
“When I think of John Clayton, I imagine him having really skinny arms and legs. I mean, he can’t possibly have normal sized limbs, right?”
Well said Mike, such a passionate and well thought out description of such a gross and disturbing looking figure.
In a follow up text Mike furthered his observation by saying:
We always see him in suits on TV, but he’d have to wear a polo or something- man, he must have really tiny arms. That’s how I came to that conclusion”









I also envision his hairline to somehow start behind his ears. There has never been a profile image of him.