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Spot on description of John Clayton

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This is a text that I received from my friend Mike yesterday at 2:34pm:

“When I think of John Clayton, I imagine him having really skinny arms and legs. I mean, he can’t possibly have normal sized limbs, right?”

Well said Mike, such a passionate and well thought out description of such a gross and disturbing looking figure.

In a follow up text Mike furthered his observation by saying:

We always see him in suits on TV, but he’d have to wear a polo or something- man, he must have really tiny arms. That’s how I came to that conclusion”

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  1. Chris M says

    I also envision his hairline to somehow start behind his ears. There has never been a profile image of him.



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