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Another sign America is doomed: The Krispy Kreme Cheeseburger

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The Krispy Kreme Cheeseburger— a cheeseburger between two halves of a original Krispy Kreme doughnut— has been selling like hotcakes at a county fair in Georgia. The unusual concoction is resting on the old truth that “sweet and salty” is a good combination. This sandwich is basically why 9/11 happened. Here’s another reason.

In other cheeseburger news, an Ohio teenager was arrested after police say he became enraged that his mother did not buy him a cheeseburger.

Vergie Dean says her 6’3 300 pound son Aaron stabbed her with a butcher knife after she came home with a cheeseburger for herself and not for him. ABC NEWS.

We are all doomed.

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  1. Steve says

    I like how the product shot is positioned on a pile of hay. (hey?) how do you spell that?

  2. brian b. says

    Vergie.

  3. Pepe says

    Ole Aaron Dean is an agry youth.

  4. Bartolo Colon says

    Looks like a heart attack waiting to happen.

  5. alec says

    can we all agree to stop using the phrase “looks like a heart attack waiting to happen”? its pretty cliche, even for a guy who has prolly had several heart attacks without noticing them.

  6. Bartolo Colon says

    As soon as people stop using the term “prolly”.



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