The Chicago Bulls may be set to sign free agent Tracy McGrady. GM Gar Forman believes he has devised a way to turn back the clock on the aging superstar. NBA insiders say that Forman has called upon his personal sorcerer in hopes that black magic may give the upstart Bulls some veteran experience without losing athletic prowess. The deal includes returning T-Mac to his 25 year-old self once signed with Chicago.
Sources say this deal is a one in a lifetime chance to cash in on a sorcerer’s offer, although black magic can be quite tricky.
Artist's rendering of a 25 year-old Forman
The sorcerer has made the situation interesting by offering the exact same deal to the aging Forman, who has seen his looks deteriorate over the years. According to the sorcerer, Forman can return to his old 25 year old self in lieu of the McGrady deal. This sweetens the pot for Gar who possessed an olive-oil voice and guinea charm at a quarter-century.
Woltz Studios, Inc. is putting out a war film that Gar Forman feels has the perfect role for him. Studio head Jack Woltz, however, has said, “Forman never gets that movie!”
Bring on T-Mac.
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