First imgross intern application submitted

imgross is in search of interns. If you feel you can contribute to imgross regularly, carry a beeper at all times so CEO Scott can get a hold of you, and/or  grow a solid beard, then send your resume to imgross.org@gmail.com.

Here is our first applicant…

Z. Peck

Professional Objective

Get the kickass internship position I’m Gross is offering because I’m well aware of my gross tendencies. I encourage you to give me a douche bag intern nickname.

Qualifications Summary

• 1+ year experience writing crude baseball humor on the slightly popular blog StartWedman
• 2 sublime postings on ImGross.org.  One involving an amusing picture of John Clayton
• A wealth of knowledge most hookers have not even dreamed of
• Semi Regular reader with newly acquired internet access at work, which will allow plenty of Ask Jeeves searches
• Uses commas like they are going out of style

Educational Background

Far Too Damn Much

Experience Highlights

Did you not get the memo?!?! Read the G-D Qualifications Summary. How many times do I have to repeat myself on this fucking thing.

STARTWEDMAN, Chicago, IL

Co-Founder 2009-2010

I post semi regularly about topics that include, but are not limited to: Fat Guys in Major League Baseball, why the Cubs suck, how much I hate all living/dead announcers, and skull fucking Jay Mariotti.

iMGROSS.ORG, Chicago, IL

Infrequent Submitter, 2010

Displayed my wit and passion for all things gross by submitting not 1 but 2 articles on buffoonery. Once saw several writers of imgross at a local watering hole. Currently working on an article about how much I hate Mike and Mike. By working on, I of course mean I thought of it in the car on the way home from work.

If none of that sealed the deal, this picture speaks volumes about me…