Here seen taking advice from caddy and close confidant Walner B. on hole 3. The imgross CEO would eventually birdie the hole with the very next wedge shot.
Despite being -3 under par and holding a share of second place the wily CEO continued to drink heavily into the back nine. Scott eventually collapsed after completing hole 14 just off it’s green. Spectators were both amused and appalled by the erratic behavior.
After urinating on hole 17′s green and refusing to putt “a clear gimme!” the CEO ran off the course with pin in hand and has not been seen since. Many speculate that Scott is in hiding at imgross associate Phatphucker’s lavish two bedroom apartment.
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