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Upon first review going with the fatty female seems like the safe (and lawful) bet. But after some careful thought, that woman undoubtedly smells beyond comprehension, a smell that might stay with you for years. On the plus side, she would probably have some delicious cookies for you after or during the sexual encounter…Bieber does seem to have really soft skin though….
I don’t know. What do you think? Post in the comments section.
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posted by: Charlie Murphy, IL
depends on what you mean by “sexual encounter”…
hmmmmmmm. what kind of cookies?
oatmeal raisin
There’s no way she eats oatmeal raisin cookies.
pretending that the chick you are fucking is skinnier should be way easier on the brain than pretending the little dude you are boning is not an underager with a schwantz.