Two person snuggie? Can it be?

Looking for a fun, practical way to show that special someone that you’re ready for the next level of intimacy?  Want to share your enthusiasm for blankets with sleeves but don’t want the awkwardness of matching snuggies?  Well, this is the product for you.  Introducing the two person siamese slanket.  Snuggies are awesome, I know (I own 5).  But have you ever tried to share it with someone?  Probably not, because that would be weird, and pretty impractical.  Here’s your chance though.  Now, you’re not going to want to be seen in public with this thing, because honestly, it’s still pretty weird.  But in the privacy of your own place, it could work.  Plus, you might just get an OTSHJ (in a footnote–over the snuggie hand job) for your efforts.