The imgross nation struggles for reason to go on as the disgustingly old staff writer finally dies.
imgross CEO scott was reached for a brief comment at mile 6 of his morning 13 mile jog,
“We have lost a gross icon, someone who was the ideal standard for gross.”
from imgross’ brohan
“Man, he died? Really? Shit dude.”
More coverage to come.
Read Senator Byrd’s last article here
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I cant believe he is gone! he smelled awful.
the curse lives! Phatphucker’s next
I heard he was dead for 6 weeks, but no one noticed.
You’re right. The rumors are true. The Good Senator was dead for 6 weeks but we wanted him to be around for the 1 year anniversary banquet. They just propped him up in a chair. No one noticed he was dead because thats how he always looked and smelled.