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Things that are stupid: #498

498. Pocket Flaps on a mens jeans

For the love of God, guys, please don’t purchase jeans with pocket flaps! Only if you have fallen victim to numerous pickpockets attempts or you’re really into performing cartwheels with lots of lose change, pocket flaps shouldn’t be an option.

Just do that right thing. I understand that you are trying to be stylish, but just please be aware that walking around in these  fancy  ”pants” is like saying that “I am gay” or ” I potentially might be gay”. (Not that there is anything wrong with that) Do you see what I am getting at here? Don’t be surprised if some guy named Trevor offers to buy you a glass of White Zin.

Whenever there are pocket flaps, there always seems to be something else that is fancy, like mystical looking embroidery or weird color accents. While I am at it, guys shouldn’t wear any of these either.

Just stop being stupid.

Things that are stupid: #499

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  1. kt79 says

    men should also stay away from any well known designer denim, like the True Religion jeans shown here. makes it look like you’re trying too hard. and you probably are. it’s ok for women though.

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