To get rid of my massive hangover, I journeyed 2 blocks to Vini’s Pizza to get a slice and a soda pop. As I sat reading the Red Eye, I was interrupted by the grossest pasta eater the world has ever known.
His face constantly remained three to four inches from the plate. He recklessly threw his fork into the meal spraying sauce all over his face and the table. He didn’t even use the fork spinning technique. It was as if he was just shoveling the noodles into his mouth. His concentration was something to admire. I have never been as dedicated to anything in my life as that man was in consuming his pasta.
When I took the picture, I yet again ceased to remember to turn off the camera taking noise. He glanced up at me as I coughed and pretended to not know why my phone just made the noise.
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