1. Breaking up a double play = Classic wingman situation- You gotta go in hard to take out what is standing between your teammate and reaching base. You will high fives in the clubhouse.
2. Sacrifice fly = Pulling out and jerking off to finish- There are positives and negatives. An out on the board, but the run is in and it didn’t hurt your average.
3. Striking out with the bases loaded = Prematurely ejaculating because the girl is too hot- You are primed for a big inning, but your eyes lit up and you got greedy.
4. Manager’s trip to the mound = Girl giving you 30 seconds of head while you have whiskey dick- The skipper still believes even though you are struggling and you’re going to get one more chance to make it happen.
5. Inside the park home run = A quickie- Not the most traditional path to home plate and time is a factor but the result is the same and you get a knock in that stat column.
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