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Chicago Rude

Some dip shit tourist walking with his pussy kid in a stroller asked me how to get to the zoo today.  He was still a mile and a half away and walking in the wrong direction.  ”Go straight East,” I said pointing in the opposite direction, “and next time invest in a map.”  That’s Chicago rude.  I was a dick but still informative.

New York rude would have been, “Go fuck yourself.”

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  1. Gary says

    If that is true, you’re just a complete ASSHOLE. As usual, the imgross team being complete low-lives. How dare you be rude to a lost man and his child. What if that were your father?? What if you were lost overseas??? What happened to common courtesy?? F U ALL, you F N JERKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. scott says

    My father? My dad wouldn’t be unprepared enough to be lost and if he were he would expect to pay the consequence of possibly having someone be rude to him. Overseas? I don’t take part in such opulent travel. Common courtesy? I told him where to go and if he was embarrassed (which I doubt he was becuase he seemed like a dip shit) he learned a valuable lesson about preparation.

  3. Carl says

    there goes Gary again with all his over punctuation and capitalization.

  4. Matt says

    Hey Gary, how bout I just kick the shit out of you? Anytime, any place, old school rules (just fists, no weapons) you can bring one friend for protection and I will do the same.



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