imgross.org’s very own jimbo will be head of security at this July’s “Wussy Awards”, held in Chicago. the “Wussies”, as locals call the awards, are given out in the scenester community every year in the Uptown Neighborhood of the city for “unmanly and cool” behavior.
jimbo applied for the position after working low-level security at the Wussies for the past 2 years.
“I think I have learned a lot.” said jimbo, spitting out the last of his sunflower seed shells.
experience is normally the key when running event security, and jimbo seems to have plen-ty of it. jimbo scoffed at the idea anything would go wrong on his watch at this year’s Wussy Award
“You have to remember, even if there are unruly guests….they are probably wussies.”
if anything gets way out of hand, jimbo will rely heavily on his military training. good luck jimbo. make imgross proud.
JIMBO! You’re my hero!