here at imgross headquarters we pride ourselves on innovative thinking. with the economy tanking, we are constantly looking to provide inexpensive goods and services to consumers in need. i am proud to announce a new branch of the imgross family, known as imgross oven co.
taking a page from Homemade Pizza Co., our facilities will provide a time and space for customers to cook and prepare their food at affordable prices. we know that americans are struggling to put food on the table right now, but some do not even own a table, much less an oven to cook with. imgross oven co. has state-of-the-art ovens, toasters, and microwaves for all your cooking needs. we offer low hourly rates on oven time, one time low fees, or monthly passes for the tired, poor, and huddled masses.
want to cook that corned beef hash? go to imgross oven co. today!
every american should be entitled to a hot meal and imgross is here to provide a place to prepare your scraps that you have worked hard to panhandle for.
imgross oven co. reserves the right to revoke membership based on our 3 strikes, you’re out! smoke alarm set off policy (not applicable to U.S. veterans).
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