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More Baseball Analogies for Sex

1. Holding a runner on first base = going down on a girl while trying to keep your dick hard-
You’re concentration is divided and as a result you’re probably doing a shitty job at both things you are trying to accomplish.
2. Joe DiMaggio’s 56 game hitting streak = Masturbating 56 times in a week-
It’s a grueling process and it takes the perfect storm of events. For Joe D. it was being locked in and occasionally getting the extra AB when teammates rally to get him to the plate late in the game. For me it was my girlfriend going on spring break and the discovery of pornography on the internet.
3. Charging the mound = Titty fuck -
Ironically, charging the mound is a double entendre for another sex feat. In the case of the titty fuck, or charging the mound, it’s all about going for it. He who hesitates is lost, and if you’re not willing to do whatever it takes to win, you are doomed to lose.
4. Reaching on a drop third strike = Licking whip cream out of a strippers ass crack at a bachelor party -
You’re not proud but your dedication is good for the team. And much like reaching on a drop third strike is better than striking out, licking whip cream out of a stripper’s ass is better than not licking whip cream out of anyone’s ass.
5. Drawing a walk after a 10 pitch at bat = Getting a blow job after an hour of making out-
It’s about wearing your opponent down. You let the opposition know that you aren’t going down without a fight and you will stay in there until you reach your goal.