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Ryan Howard’s Racist New Contract

Philadelphia Philly slugger Ryan Howard was recently given a new contract worth over 25 million dollars a year. When reached for comment by an imgross.org intern late Tuesday nigh, Los Angeles Angels outfielder Torii Hunter had this to say in regards to Howard’s new contract.

“25 million for Ryan Howard?  Man, that shit is racist! Just another example of Major League Baseball continuing to hold down and oppress the black man, treaten us like we are some damn slaves… that’s some bullshit man.”

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  1. Gary Sheffield says

    thats some buuuuuuulll-shit right there.

  2. alec says

    shut up gary sheffield. the difference between you and ryan howard is that he is good at baseball.



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