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Billy Dec: Uber Douche

I always knew this guy sucks, but I looked at his blog today and these were the last 10 headlines.

1. chicago based intelligensia coffee wins again!
2. world malaria day in chicago
3. happy earth day chicago!
4. Speaker at Restaurant, Hotel-Motel & Internation Wine, Spirits & Beer Show!
5. “a grandma’s culinary legacy” leads to chicago
6. natalie merchant for poetry center of chicago
7. chicago office of tourism goes deeper
8. my role on the new movie “sin bin” is sooo chicago!
9. art chicago at merchandise mart
10. cubs opener party monday! wrigleyville will be nuts!

Nothing says I’m a huge douce like “I’m into culture, the cubbies and self-promotion.”

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  1. ashley says

    you know what i learned today, scott?

    1) kanye is fucking tiny. if he stands at the same height as billy dec as he appears to in this picture, he is fucking tiny, and;

    2) i have totally just had an epiphany as to why kanye is such a douchebag. LITTLE MAN SYNDROME. thank you, billy dec, for inadvertently using your small stature to expose kanye for the sad, tiny, little dick he really is.

  2. ashley says

    also, as a side note, i hate everyone who enjoys going to underground. if someone says “oh my god, i love underground!” or suggests going there, i immediately know i will and usually already probably do hate them.

  3. ashley says

    also, as a side note, i hate everyone who enjoys going to underground. if someone says “oh my god, i love underground!” or suggests going there, i immediately know i will or usually already probably do hate them.

  4. ashley says

    (i had to fix the grammar mistake. it’s an ocd thing.)

  5. lucas says

    i go to underground.

  6. CheckerCab 4953 says

    i believe thats where i was dropping ceo scott off when he lost his cell phone in my cab.

  7. alec says

    are there ANY cool chicago celebrities or is it just imgross staff?

  8. senator robert byrd says

    gotta respect the cut off sleeve vest though.

  9. ashley says

    billy dec: douche fashion pioneer.

  10. Pasqual says

    god, what a homo.

  11. regalbeagle says

    Rockits burgers taste like elephant diarrhea. Elephant diarrhea that’s really diarrhrry.

  12. nick says

    You guys are fags. You have no idea what is cool.

  13. derek says

    that dickhead is wearing a sox hat in the picture too. what a jag off.



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