500. I hate grown men who wear NBA socks when they play pick up basketball games at the gym.
This dude wears NBA socks every single time that he plays. It really frustrates me for a few reasons.
#1 He isn’t good at basketball
#2 He isn’t in the NBA.
#3 I don’t like his face.
I just don’t get it. Here is a short scene from this man’s life:
Dude: Hey Babe, have you seen my NBA socks?
Girlfriend: They should be in your drawer, Sweety. (she yells from the other room)
Dude: Well…(searching…searching)……they are not.
Girlfriend: Did you check behind your Tinactin ?
Dude: Yes, I check behind my Tinactin! You know that I can’t play ball without my NBA socks, Babe! Damn’t, Babe, where did you put my NBA socks!
if you are a tall black guy you pretty much look good in whatever youre wearing while playing pickup basketball.