Dateline April 14th
Chicago Bulls Coach Vinnie Del Negro has been under scrutiny for coaching decisions resulting in the prolonged injury of Bulls star Joakim Noah. Sources initially reported that VP of Basketball Operations John Paxson confronted Del Negro and a physical altercation followed. Immediate reports had Paxson as the aggressor, but later reports indicate that Del Negro was the one controlling the situation. An unnamed source for the Chicago Bulls reported that this was not the first time that the coach had intimidated a member of the front office. When asked of this Del Negro quickly responded:
“Yeah Paxson got in my face, so I let him know right away that I ain’t no slouch. And as for that pussy Gar Forman, I’m pretty sure that wedgie I gave him wasn’t the first of his life…”
Gar Forman was unavailable for comment.
Ah yeah, Vinnie standin’ up for himself. Give it to ‘em coach.