My Cousin Del Negro: 50 Fun Facts About A Man Named Vinny

1) Vinny Del Negro thinks natural disasters are 50% mental

2) Vinny Del Negro thought Anne Frank’s diary was a little too unrealistic

3) Vinny Del Negro nicknamed his hair “The Vortex”

4) Vinny Del Negro uses real guns when he plays paintball

5) Vinny Del Negro uses The Club on his bike

6) Minutes before the Bulls game 7 loss to the Boston Celtics, Vinny Del Negro had Mike O’Malley give a motivational speech (against his will)

7) Vinny Del Negro got matched up with Sally Field on eharmony

Vinny Del Negro thinks zoos can step it up a notch

9) Vinny Del Negro learned to speak English from Rosetta Stone because his parents were “busy”

10) Vinny Del Negro doesn’t believe in freak accidents

11) Vinny Del Negro makes fun of his grandparents age

12) Vinny Del Negro prefers the before picture in proactive commercials

13) Vinny Del Negro thinks Luke Wilson and AT&T should be on The Marriage Ref

14) Vinny Del Negro named the WNBA as his child’s godmother

15) Vinny Dell Negro proposed to his wife on the way to Olive Garden

16) Vinny Del Negro is using process of elimination to determine the true meaning of xmas

17) Vinny Del Negro thinks Easter has gone on long enough

18) When he first got the Bulls job, Vinny Del Negro took the entire team to the Comedy Central Roast of Drew Carey as a bonding experience

19) Vinny Del Negro thinks Rob Schneider was ahead of his time

20) Vinny Del Negro uses quotes from Goosebumps books to motivate his players

21) Vinny Del Negro’s proposed health care reform slogan: “kill em all”

22) Vinny Del Negro’s ringtone is the theme song from Muppet Babies

23) Vinny Del Negro burned down someone’s house.  It was justified.

24) Vinny Del Negro purposely spills condiments on his ties so people think he’s always in a hurry

25) Vinny Del Negro uses a 1-8 rating scale for EVERYTHING

26) Vinny Del Negro continually and unsuccessfully tries to buy all his suits from Aeropostale.

27) Vinny Del Negro thinks fresh produce is all bark, no bite

28) Vinny Del Negro prefers to rotate his friends and enemies

29) Vinny Del Negro has a tattoo of Nelson Mandella arm wrestling Kevin Eubanks with the words “Nothing comes easy” under it

30) Vinny Del Negro’s impression of Frank Caliendo is spot on

31) Vinny Del Negro thought speed dating was a shortcut to writing the day of the month

32) Vinny Del Negro went as Bo Bice for Halloween…….in 1989

33) Vinny Del Negro is banking on video arcades making a comeback in popularity.

34) Vinny Del Negro is an amateur cup stacker

35) Vinny Del Negro thought you can only catch a cold through anal sex

36) Every time Vinny Del Negro sets up a game winning play during a timeout, he simply shows the team a blueprint of his condo in Lombard

37) Vinny Del Negro’s favorite sex position is ‘double pitts to chesty’

38) Vinny Del Negro wishes there was an easy listening or soft rock cafe

39) Vinny Del Negro is diagnosed as “somewhat retarded”

40) Vinny Del Negro is pro-peer pressure when it comes to the issue of abortion

41) Wilmer Valderama is Vinny Del Negro’s mentor

42) Vinny Del Negro once recorded an R&B album that Rolling Stone magazine described simply as “hateful”

43) Vinny Del Negro is currently in a lawsuit concerning copyright infringement of the phrase “Thats So Raven”

44) Vinny Del Negro is positive that Sarah Jessica Parker played Jar Jar Binx

45) Vinny Del Negro believes boy scouts should sell cookies too.

46) Vinny Del Negro described The Blind Side as “hippy bullshit”

47) Vinny Del Negro doesn’t trust virgins, no matter what their age

48) Vinny Del Negro keeps his part time job at Disc Replay (just in case)

49) Vinny Del Negro had a bad experience with PeaPod

50) Vinny Del Negro doesn’t believe in fate with the lone exception of Billy Mays

posted by: Hula, IL