Earlier today, imgross personality Jimbo expressed his distaste of the execution of yesterday’s article entitled “A text conversation with Jimbo“.
“Brohan certainly took some liberties with that conversation, I swear I didn’t say half of the things that was reported”, Jimbo emphatically remarked as he combed his new blonde locks.
“I demand that article to be retracted”.
imgross CEO Scott, who is currently hosting foreign investors at his remote retreat of Tristan de Cunha, is looking into the matter despite poor internet access.

jimbo if you ever demand anything be retracted on imgross again, i will take a bat to your head.
oh jimbo.
Jimbo sounds like a real-life Homer Simpson.
wait, jimbo actually exists?
Of course I exist. This stuff is not made up. Getting back to the article. I spoke to one imgross writer about the text conversation to see if all of it was real. Everything is true but the suck a dick part isn’t true.
well let’s make it true right now… suck my dick jimbozo.
Yeah, suck that dick Jimbo.
Yeah-Yeah, suck his dick Jimbo.
Yep, suck his dick Jimbo. Its official.