Imgross senior writer Senator Robert Byrd, seen here entering the imgross offices with several of his staff members, returns from a one month hiatus. Byrd has been spending time at CEO Scott’s Chateau in the French Alps. The public has been questioning why Byrd has been gone for so long, many people speculating about his health, however CEO Scott assured the public that Byrd was simply in need of some vacation time.
“The Senator has been working on his memoirs as well as collaborating with famed director Robert Zemeckis on a movie about his incredible life, however the Senator knows that unless he gives me some fucking material he does not get paid, so naturally I knew he would come back, I bake the bread and I put the food on that old pricks table.” said a slightly agitated CEO Scott when reached for comment shortly before departing New York City in his hot air balloon.
Senator Byrd’s new contributions are expected in early next week.
it’s good to have to back mr. senator. i miss your generally low outlook on life.
Senator, good to have you back. I assure you we will not hire any more african-american interns in your absence. That one was Phelp’s suggestion. Vanessa is a good worker, but…..”No Speaka.”