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Nick Cage is using us

I got news for you. Nick Cage is using humanity as his own personal ATM. He has it all figured out.

Think about it. According to Hollywood.com, Nick Cage makes $20 million or more per movie. With that money, he can go out and buy that $276,000 dinosaur skull, ride around in his $500,ooo Lamborghini that was once owned by the Shah of Iran, and showcase viles of antidote serum of his two King Cobras. He doesn’t need to worry about it.

Why?

Because all he has to do is make another shitty movie, pocket $20 million, and he is back in business.

When figuring out your yearly expenses, you might as well be putting aside at least $25 to help Nick Cage buy an elaborate castle.  You are the enabler of his spending behaviors.

The only way to stop Nick Cage’s opulent lifestyle? stop seeing his movies.

I apologize for 2 straight days of Nick Cage posts.

Posted in Admin, Webmaster Phelps.


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  1. Gavin says

    lots of nick cage is never a bad thing.

  2. alec says

    i would like to THANK YOU webmaster phelps for 2 straight days of nick cage posts.

  3. admin says

    he’s a hot topic.



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