Aliens Aliens oh me oh my!!

Hello everyone, we have terrible terrible news. Ladies and Gentlemen, Webmaster Phelps has been abducted by aliens…  We received a letter from him – It reads:

Guys help! This morning I was doing my normal routine, jogging in place in my west side bungalow naked while watching the sun rise. I noticed a shooting star that turned out to be an alien spaceship! Pleeeease get me outta here, they’re actually talking about probing me! ZOIKS!!!

The picture above was sent to us several hours after we received the letter, the aliens stated that they have been shooting him constantly with their pointless beam for over 12 hours now. Let’s be real folks he looks like his brain went out to lunch and never returned… We need your help everyone, the aliens told us that if we could figure out the number of times they plan on probing him we can have him back :0) This is where you come in – The first person to guess the number of time he will be probed between 1 & 100 will free Webmaster Phelps and will also receive a handsome reward. That’s right! The first person to help free Webmaster Phelps will receive a FREE t-shirt and or one sock(both worn by the entire gross team), 3 IMGROSS stickers and $5. We have until Thursday April 1st everyone, the Hero/Winner will be announced on Friday.

Pleasealsonotethatifyouwantyouritemswahsedthenyouwillbecharged $1.50leavingyourfinalpayoutatawhopping$3.50. Thank you everyone, now let’s hurry and save him before he gets his shit pushed in by one of these!!!! Submit your answer in the comment section below.

Mike D