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CEO Scott sells Niels Bohr photograph at auction

Proving to a deflated team of writers and interns that he still has what it takes to cut it in the biz, imgross ceo scott recently attended the Stockholms Auktionsverk (worlds oldest auction house) in Sweden to auction off his original photograph of Danish physicist Niels Bohr.

It is said to have been a family heirloom ever since his great-grandfather Walter Thaddeus stole it in a 1905 Copenhagen, Denmark jewel heist.
The photograph has been leaning next to the credenza in the imgross offices next to the dog cage getting pissed on since October.  the photo fetched a price of $12,500 and was sold in the first 20 seconds.
imgross interns were quoted as saying “thats a lot of money for a shitty photograph”  and were told to use the money to replenish the eccentric ceo’s “kidnapping and bail-out money” safety deposit box.

Posted in Admin, alec.


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