You brought Ol’ Mackie back to town for this? It’s a Big Mac sliced up and wrapped in a lousy tortilla. Where’s my Sesame Seed buns and that third slice of bread? Where does that third slice come from anyways, baby? You know you can’t find buns like that in the store, just like I can’t find buns like yours in outer space. The only ass I get coming my way up there are ass-teroids. Dollface, did Mackie ever tell you he likes to eat Late Night? Hey now, where you running off to sugar pie? Oh alright, that’s fine sweetheart walk away, but a little slower now so that Mac Tonight can watch you longer. That’s it baby, with some swing.
posted by: Joseph
that is fucking hilarious.