1. Being in the Ocean. Anything that touches your foot is a shark.
2. Being in a “text message fight” with a new cell phone. Not only are you too high to think of good/clever comebacks, it’s also going to take you forever to type your response back.
3. You have to call 911. If you’re the one asked to “Call 911! You’ll be all types of frightened and anxious.
4. Crapping your pants. Obviously terrible normally, . . . even worse when you’re high.
5. Meeting your girlfriend’s grandma for the first time. Do you hug her,…kiss her…shake her hand, call her nanny?……….grandma?……….Ruth?
Stations of the Cross.
INRI
having too pee in line at a ballgame very hard when high
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Being chased by a cop on horseback really not cool while high.
Also not cool when friend pukes all over cab and some taliban member is threatening to kill you.