Sidney Crosby came clean this week about his battle with addiction to red pistachios. “I used to tell people my lips were so red because they were chapped from being on the ice a lot,” he said, “but it was all a lie, I eat atleast a pound of red pistachios a day.”
Experts agree that the astonishing number of pistachios may be part of Crosby’s secret to athletic success. “Pistachios are very high in protien and B viatamins,” said Dr. Samuel Longwood, “Compared to the horse meat Ovechkin was raised on, he really has a nutritional advantage.”
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