Captain EO, a 3D show featuring Michael Jackson as the title character, will be returning to Disneyland after a 13 year hiatus. “Our goal is to scare the shit out of these kids. They have so much fun here all day long, sometimes you just gotta keep them in check,” a Disney rep said. “Plus, the indoor theater gives parents a chance to cool off in the air-conditioning.”
So it will be interesting to see what will win out: Mom and dad’s tolerance of the oppressive heat or exposing their children to a child molester leading a a group of alien soldiers.
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