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Record Breaking Olympic Condom Distribution?

CNN has reported that over the course of the 17 days of the olympics, the British Columbia Centre for Disease control issued over 100,000 condoms to promote AIDS prevention as a lesson of global health to an international community.  apparently, free condoms have been issued to olympic athletes since the 1992 Barcelona Summer Olympics.

i ask:

-(to olympic athletes) is there really enough down-time for fucking?
-(to condom factories in Rio)  are you prepared to make 50 million condoms for 2016?
-(to potential offspring of olympic athletes)  aren’t you glad at least one condom broke so you could have the world class genes of your parents Lindsey Vonn and Sven Kramer?

reports say grossed-out roomates found soiled rubbers 100,000 times at the vancouver olympics.

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  1. Dan S. says

    Alec,
    The olympics are essentially all four years (rounded down) of college’s sexual exploits encapsulated in two tumultuous sex crazed weeks.
    Please read…
    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/olympics/article4582421.ece?token=null&offset=0&page=1
    Olympians are gross.
    - ds -



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