| the staff at chicago based music website pitchfork.com has their head so far up their asses, i am convinced most of their time is taken up drinking ironic lagers and eating elaborate cuban appetizers. this results in music reviews doled out via decoder ring method, whereby albums up for review are shuffled until the “reviews” vaguely coincide with their counterpart. reviews are out of a possible 10.0
album from old 90′s rapper…..self-indulgent and ill-timed (5.2)
new album from new folk supergroup…..voice of a new generation of indie-folk (9.1)
album from established current hip hop artist…..treacherously walks the line between overindulgence and genius. (8.7)
compilation album from “darlings” of electronica.….typical. and BREATHTAKING! (8.9)
new album from alternative rock band…..lacks empathy in an oversaturated market (5.9)
and i don’t care what anyone says. KISS blows.
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