With the end of production of the Hummer this week being announced, one small group of men have been left with the task of finding a new look.
The group Men of Small Penises have been left the task to show that they can afford a woman’s wants rather than being able to bring it in the bedroom. M.O.S.P. Released a statement today saying:
“We men that have stuck around to afford to buy our way into a woman’s heart have no way of sending that signal. GM has taken away our flare gun when we go out to the sea. We have been left with out dicks’ in between out thumb and index finger.”
Experts have predicted that without Hummers, to show these guys can buy hand-jobs from women that wear enough perfume to give you a headache, they may try to revert back to their old ways of attracting women. “We may see the return of the Delorian,” Maxwell Cobblepot of UIC’s Political Science Department said. Cobblepot added “There has been a spike in sales of Affliction shirts that needs to be monitored.”
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