We want you back Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. You were once the most electrifying athlete in all the land……….. and now you make shitty kid movies for Disney. You shaped the way modern wrestling shows are run with your amazing mic skills and quick wit…we need you back..
We all know the movies “The GamePlan” and “Tooth Fairy” are shit-sandwiches, and that they are so terrible and stereo-typical and corny. The Rock probably slips on a banana peel and/or a skateboard in one or both of them. Wacky!
We also know that even the action/comedies The Rock does are average at best. (Get Smart, Be Cool, Walking Tall, etc.) Oh funny, Steve Carell challanged you to a fight, but you’re so big that he can’t hurt you….that is so fucking funny! No it’s not. Oh sweet!, you’re in a movie with Stifler, that is so gnarly! No it’s not man.
Yeah, maybe Dwayne makes you laugh once or twice a movie when he has to wear a wacky outfit or talks with a gay lisp, but it pales in comparison to what this man could do in the ring.
Only the likes of Hulk Hogan, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, John Cena, and a very elite and small group of wrestlers can rival the “Star Power” The Rock had in professional wrestling. His fans literally loved him. I know 30 year old men that can be brought to tears when reminded about The Rock’s departure from wrestling years ago. “It’s just not fair!” (Welled up tears)
And it’s not even the fact that The Rock won’t come back full time to professional wrestling, it’s the fact that the man won’t even make an apperance.
Now, The Rock has dealt with his former employer the WWE twice since he left all together, but one was to induct two members of his family into the WWE Hall of Fame, and one was a video message (his graphical likeness) where he promoted some bullshit project he was doing at the time. Weak-sauce.
Your fans don’t want to see that shit. Get your ass back in the fucking ring and entertain us with your mic skills and witty shit-talking because your fans love you and miss you.
So Dwayne, come back for the millions…AND MILLIONS who want to see you layith the smack down and not but dollar bills under kids pillows……if you smell what I’m cooking.
Finally, somebody said it!!!