1. Shop at Aldi
Sure, it’s not exactly Whole Foods, but you can get 10 cans of corned beef hash for $4!!!
2. Masturbate to Internet Porn
If you’re already paying for the internet, why not take advantage? Thinking about going to see a movie? Jack it instead. Wanna buy that new video game? Just rub one out. There’s plenty of free pornography out there, just make sure your virus database is up to date and your pop-up blocker is on.
3. Buy in 30 packs
While more popular beers are packaged in 24 packs, you can always find their lesser brands in a brick. If you’re not picky you can get loaded cheaper.
4. Become Friends with a Drug Dealer
Drug dealers know everybody and that can be quite advantageous. If you ever need a hook up on some tickets to a game or a tire rotation, a drug dealer can send you in the right direction.
5. Enter Contests
Someone is always giving away a TV, an ipod, or some other bullshit. Even imgross.org is giving away t-shirts. You may not win at first, but the key is to stay diligent.
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