Getting your boner rubbed on by a stripper is obviously awesome, but wouldn’t it be even sweeter if you could get lap dances from the women you encounter in your everyday life?
You know, like the hot 20 year old that works the drive thru window at Wendy’s, the skanky bank teller at your bank, your buddy’s sister, some chick you see on the El………..whatever???
I think the process should operate exactly as it does at the strip club:
-Make the initial eye contact (because just like strippers…if I ain’t lookin’ at ya, don’t come over).
-Make some small bullshit chit chat
-Then just say “How about I trade you $30 for roughly 2-3 minutes of you grinding your shit on my boner while you’re completely naked?”……..”Okay, okay you can wear a g-string, but at least pull it to the side once during the dance so I can see the goods.”
-Then the girl takes you by the hand to a semi-private, semi-dark, near by seated area and does the deed.
-She tells you you’re good looking and that you have a “nice build,” you pay her and everyone goes on their marry way.
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