On Thursday the dow sunk 268 points to its lowest close in three months. When asked for comment, Stuart Mackenzie reaffirmed his belief that a secret meeting of the all powerful “Pentaverate” was the cause.
“We all know that the queen, the vatican, the gettes, the rothschilds, and that damn colonel sanders is to blame. Is anyone listening to me? I’ve been preaching this for 16 years!”
The Pentaverate was unreachable for comment.
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