(in order of most hated)
1. O.A.R. songs
(unless this is 2000, and you are a freshman in a state college – then go for it, you big jackass.)
2. Fat chicks
(unless they are ticklish)
3. Dudes arguing loudly about politics
4. Someone putting down coasters and cleaning up
Perhaps ‘a party’ was the wrong social activity for you
5. So much drugs that the party consists of nothing but people blowing lines off of mirrors and staring at you over their shoulders
6. Yahtzee!
7. A fucking cat, for some reason
8. Home movies
“Yo, this is where Mac falls down while he is trying to get of the car! Everyone come look!”
9. Me, drunk, and hitting on your girlfriend by telling her about “that one time I wrote a list for imgross.org”
10. magic tricks/illusions that involve a stage and a cape
Wait no, this would be awesome.
bobkerolls
freedonkeyposter.com
youre right. i fucking hate cats. they have no place at a party.
if you combine the first two alone…that’s a party
OAR is awful….so are fat chicks. so youre wrong.
i love oar and fat chicks
cocaine, cats, and politics happen at my house bimonthly
I would go to a Cocaine N’ Cats party, or Fat Chicks N’ Magic (also: great band name)…I think with bad party ideas, combining them makes it a good party (a sort of double negative thing going on). Interestingly enough, I noticed combining just two of the good party ideas makes it a bad party: Drugs N’ Toilet Paper or Hard Liquor and Internet Access (aka: every Friday night! NOW I’M SAD)
let me know if anyone wants to come to my horse tranqs tupperware party.