A New York woman, Elizabeth Perkins, was arrested Friday for a statutory rape that took place over 20 years ago. Perkins apparently engaged in sexual activity in 1988 with Joshua Baskin, who was just 13 at the time. “I’m so embarrassed,” said Perkins, “he looked like a grown man. It was all that goddamn Zoltan machine.” When Baskin was reached for comment he said only, “Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend – a triscuit. She said, a triscuit – a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Shelly’s out, walking down the street, ten times a week. I read it. I said it. I stole my momma’s credit. I’m cool. I’m hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times.”
the statute of limitations has to be up on that one, scott.