What a Fantastic Fool

A Chinese woman whose boyfriend insisted she wore her make-up like actress Jessica Alba is now planning the drastic step of changing her entire face to look like the Hollywood star. Desperate to win back her obsessed boyfriend, who had insisted she wore a blonde wig and copy Miss Alba in every way, the 21-year-old woman is prepared to spend a fortune on the very physical make-over. Chinese surgeons say that changing the woman’s face so she ends up looking like the Fantastic Four star can be done, but it will be extremely expensive. However they have revealed that the woman is well off and that ‘money is no object as long as the end result is to turn herself into a Jessica lookalike’.

…I can go on and on about how you could possibly be the dumbest person on earth, but I’m not so sure you’re safe for now. I’m very curious to see the results of the operation because I have a pretty good idea of how you’re going to turn out.

Thanks Mike D